New Tiffany Song

Groovy Goofy dances Tango
Pink Panther plays sax
While Mickey Mouse bites in a mango
We hear the voice of Mister Max

Oh they all raise their voice with joy
It's like the hooting of an owl

We are in the middle
We are in the middle
People come and go
We are in the middle
We are in the middle
There's more come than go

A group of horses runs in circles
A hairy dog is playing chess
A pigeon knows a little magic
Wears a silver sparkling dress

Oh they all raise their voice with joy
It's like the hooting of an owl

We are in the middle
We are in the middle
People come and go
We are in the middle
We are in the middle
There's more come than go

Freddie says that he's the champion
Village People do have fun
The place is lit with a red lampion
Until next morning comes the sun

Oh they all raise their voice with joy
It's like the hooting of an owl

We are in the middle
We are in the middle
People come and go
We are in the middle
We are in the middle
There's more come than go

We are in the middle
We are in the middle
People come and go
We are in the middle
We are in the middle
There's more come than go

Drummer's Wet T-Shirt Contest

Ladies and Gentlemen
Attention, attention!
We want to introduce to you
our special man tonight
Yeah, he shows us what he has!
And he has some balls of steal
down there, yeah!
Yeah, people, letís go!

Right we see Billy and his Holy Moly
Plays as if using a roly poly
Left we see Fake with Mary from Havana
Plays like a monkey
who glimpses at bananas

It's a drummer's wet T-shirt contest

Let the fight begin,
Fake starts with a rataplan
To counter this,
Billy plays as fast as he can
Bass drum, tom,
ride,the hi-hat and the snare
Rhythm flows faster that we are aware

It's a drummer's wet T-shirt contest
It's a drummer's wet T-shirt contest

The audience watches tense
how the drumsticks never rest
Some bet pence
which of them will be the best
The air in there
seeps from this condensation
Walls do vibrate from rhythm concentration

It's a drummer's wet T-shirt contest

Final round both warriors sweat as hell
When time is up,
the referee, he rings a bell
He measures the
sweat-o-meterís sweat level
Winner's fans immediately,
they start to revel

It's a drummer's wet T-shirt contest
It's a drummer's wet T-shirt contest

Fake, Fake, let it shake it baby
FAKE

Maggot King

He' s sitting in his golden hall
When reading him this message now

ďThat means warď, he was about to scream
As angry as was never seen

He orders that immediately
He needs the entire army

To destroy (and crush) this enemy
ďFor this offence they need to paaaaay!Ē

Folks now I'm here,
To tell you what the others fear.

It's us, the upcoming race!
We will control the fucking space!

The times of daily grind are over!
We will change our lives!

We're prepared to take all over!
It's time to sharpen your knifes!

So the maggots reach out their arms
They dispute where to start the war

The easiest start should be
To take over humanity!

If youíre looking at the sky tonight
You will hear the maggot mothers cry

When the fleet leaves
with pure lust to kill
A deployment, that makes you thrilled

Weíre ready to win this war
More powerful than before

Humanity, face to face
Weíre not disposed, to share this place

But unfortunately, is it destiny?
An error happened how could it be?

Dimension calculation failed
That rewards your bad faith!

They landed in a toilet bowl
Drowned with a terrible howl

Where Is Waldo

I see a dog, he eats a fish
A girl licks her ice cream with relish

Helpless stands the Indian
in front of his tepee
A gnu resting inside,
beside a tiger eats a bee

Someone has thrown his football
right through the door
I see a rat seeking cheese
lying on the floor

The apple pie, the parking lot,
The scooter, the spaghetti pot
The fountain and the rubber duck,
The cowboy and the farmer's truck

A busker plays air guitar,
sells LPs in the car
A painter on his easel
paints a big fat weasel

I found the jacket, found the camera,
found the frying pan
But where is that fucking wizard man?

His shirt is striped in red and white
I only see two gangsters fight
I'm looking for that cap and scarf
Where is Waldo?

Where is Waldo, looking for Waldo
Where is Waldo?
Looking for Waldo!

A boy dresses up with a shark fin
He horrifies his friends,
so they jump in a bin

Pirates fighting sailors with lightsabers
At the wheel, oh look,
it's him it's Darth Vader

I see a squirrel stealing nuts
out of a chocolate bar
The vegan is so sad,
he`s staring in his empty jar

The astronaut, the teacher and
the football fan
But where's that fucking wizard man?

His shirt is striped in red and white
I only see two gangsters fight
I'm looking for that cap and scarf
Where is Waldo?

Where is Waldo, looking for Waldo
Where is Waldo?
Looking for Waldo!

His shirt is striped in red and white
Behind that copse, I'm full of pride
How long I've missed that cap and scarf
We found Waldo!

His shirt is striped in red and white
Behind that copse, I'm full of pride
How long I've missed that cap and scarf
We found Waldo!

His shirt is striped in red and white
Behind that copse, I'm full of pride
How long I've missed that cap and scarf
We found Waldo!

We found Waldo, we found Waldo!
There goes Waldo!
We found Waldo!

Muffjan

It happened not so long ago
On an island far from Tokyo
On Sicilia

His father wished him to be a star
To inherit all he has earned so far
In the mafia

But this destiny made him unhappy
Knew exactly where he wanted to be
At a confectionery

Muffjan, Muffjan
Got a plan, youíre a man
With your oven
Muffjan

Disco Stu

When I walk through the city
The fifty shades swallow me
I inhale the dust I shiver
How lonely can a morning be

So dark so cold so empty
Is this what they call liberty?
I have the choice, but no one hears my voice
I cannot see but at least Iím free

Disco Stu, pleased to meet you!
Disco Stu, I want you!

But suddenly a flashlight
An epiphay dazzles me
A rainbow, seeps with color
A shape no one else can see

I see, I hear, and now I feel
I want to have his sex appeal
How he dances, how he moves
I got, I got, I got, I got,
I got his groove!

Disco Stu, pleased to meet you!
Disco Stu, I want you!
King Kong

King Kong King Kong King Kong donít goÖ

When she claims that she loves you
Itís a lie
She just follows other guys
When she says that sheís with you
Donít you get it? Itís not true!

Sheís gonna shoot you in the back

When she claims that she loves you
Itís a lie
She just follows other guys
When she says that sheís with you
Donít you get it? Itís not true!

Sheís gonna shoot you in the back

Tempted by her cherry blossom charm
Left behind is just the harm
Looking with her shining eyes
Heartbreak, sorrow, thatís the price

As you turn around you feel the lack

Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít you trust this blonde stupid bitch.

When she claims that she loves you
Itís a lie
She just follows other guys
When she says that sheís with you
Donít you get it? Itís not true!

Sheís gonna shoot you in the back

Tempted by her cherry blossom charm
Left behind is just the harm
Looking with her shining eyes
Heartbreak, sorrow, thatís the price

As you turn around you feel the lack

Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít you trust this blonde stupid bitch.

Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít donít donít donít give it to her
Donít you trust this blonde stupid bitch.

Fly In My Espresso

Espresso
Macchiato
Cappuccino
Milk, sugar and cream
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee must be, ahuuuu!

Lungo
Ristretto
Carruso
Canít better please me
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee must be, ahuuuu!

Assugrin
Assugrin
Assugrin
Assugrin

White powder
White powder
Walk the line
Take the line
Sniff it up and get so high
That's the way I wanna die
Sniff it up and get so high
That's the way I wanna die
Sniff it up and get so high
That's the way I wanna die
Sniff it up and get so high
That's the way I die

Bob Harley

Have you ever seen him
You know the feeling
When he passes by
Bob Harley!

Envious as fuck
To all who have luck
To meet him and greet
Bob Harley!

No, you never stop your motorbike
Your rastas fly so high, yes I like

He smokes and he rides
And always he fights
For love and good peace
Bob Harley!

Sun tanned skin
And always that grin
On his bearded face
Bob Harley!

No, you never stop your motorbike
Your rastas fly so high, yes I like

His moustache hangs
And almost bangs
Against the motor
Bob Harley!

When heís in good mood
He taps with the boot
To the beat of Bob Marley
Bob Harley!

No, you never stop your motorbike
Your rastas fly so high, yes I like

Sue Is Bossy

Terry Moore and family just
moved to Hartfield town
On the way to school he meets the
kids who live around
They are kind and glad to meet this neighbour boy next door
Sing this song, come sing along, that's basically what itís for

Listen to the dialogue
and complete the information!

Vince is ok but his sister's bossy
Huh - I'm not bossy,
you just wait Terry Moore!

Sue is, Sue is bossy!

Terry Moore and family just
moved to Hartfield town
On the way to school he meets the
kids who live around
They are kind and glad to meet this neighbour boy next door
Sing this song, come sing along, that's basically what itís for

Hi there kids, my name's Sue
Pleased to meet you, how do you do?

Hi, Iím Vince, I'm her brother
Terryís my friend and hereís another

I am Terry, Terry Moore
And this is Sue, the girl next door

Casey Royston is my name
Football is my favourite game

Kamala is who I am
But youíre my friend, so call me Kam

Victoria Road, Victoria Road,
Victoria Road, rap, rap, rap
Victoria Road, Victoria Road,
Victoria Road, rap, rap, rap
Victoria Road, Victoria Road,
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap

Terry Moore and family just
moved to Hartfield town
On the way to school he meets the
kids who live around
They are kind and glad to meet this neighbour boy next door
Sing this song, come sing along, that's basically what itís for

Sue is, Sue is bossy!
Sue is, Sue is bossy!
Sue is, Sue is bossy!

Walrus

Yesterday I saw a kind of a beast
Roaring like a freaking mower at least
Found myself in trouble, once again
This time itís not me to blame

Make some space for my body, I come
Wait a second I'm just half way done
You can swallow me whole if you want
It's gonna be a one way hunt

I killed a walrus
I ate the egg man
I killed a walrus
I ate the egg man

Make some space for my body, I come
Wait a second I'm just half way done
You can swallow me whole if you want
It's gonna be a one way hunt

I killed a walrus
I ate the egg man
I killed a walrus
I ate the egg man

Maybe Baby

Bad faith, high birth rate!

Coitus interruptus, rhizinus or jute bag
Observe your fluid, count the days,
mash some herbs and stuff them in
Live in celibate,
convince your lover to keep up with
Measure your temperature,
buy a chastity belt

Bad faith, high birth rate!

Liosanne, Estinette, Elyfem and Holgyem
Yasmin, Mireille, Meliane, Denise, Deniselle and Gyselle
Durex strong, Billy Boy, Ceylor and Cosano
Maple taste, banana taste,
extra thin, spicy coat

Bad faith, high birth rate!

Maybe baby, maybe baby, maybe baby

Bad faith, high birth rate!

Bad faith, high birth rate!

Coitus interruptus, rhizinus or jute bag
Observe your fluid, count the days,
mash some herbs and stuff them in
Live in celibate,
convince your lover to keep up with
Measure your temperature,
buy a chastity belt

Bad faith, high birth rate!

Maybe baby, maybe baby, maybe baby
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